This was a man, dressed as a plant, making pigeon noises at people walking by. I said hello, asked if it was okay to take his picture, and then asked why he was dressed as a plant. He said, “I’m just working through some stuff. Thank you for asking. No ones asked yet.”
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There’s an eBay auction currently up where an owner is threatening to SHOOT THEIR DOG TO SKIN AND SELL! Dog fur is illegal to sell in the US, not to mention this is blatant animal cruelty!
Please go report the listing HERE!
SIGNAL BOOST THE FUCK OUT OF THIS
Report this to eBay! That dog is perfectly healthy and does not deserve this! PLEASE REPORT IT!
If you don’t have an account to report it, MAKE ONE. I did it myself.
Please do this!
GREETINGS FELLOW HOMESTUCKS
AS YOU KNOW UNLESS YOU LIVE UNDER A FUCKING ROCK, HOMOSUCK UPDATED
IT’S BEEN TWO LONG MONTHS PLUS I JUST REACHED 300 FOLLOWERS SO I DECIDED TO CELEBRATE WITH A MOTHERFUCKING TWO FOR ONE GIVEAWAY
HERE’S WHAT I’M GONNA DO
I’M GONNA MAKE YOU A PAIR OF PAJAMAS
I DON’T CARE WHAT IT FUCKING IS
- PROSPIT PAJAMAS? DONE
- DERSE PAJAMAS? ALSO MOTHERFUCKING DONE
- GODTIER PAJAMAS? HELL FUCKING YEAH YOU GUESSED IT DONE TOO
- EVEN TROLL SHIT LIKE WE GOT WITH TEREZI UP IN THAT DRUNKASS METEOR
OKAY YOU LITTLE SHITS HERE’S WHAT YOU GET
- FIVE LUCKY-ASS PARTICIPANTS ARE GONNA GET A PAIR OF PAJAMAS
- AND FOR EVERY FIFTY FOLLOWERS I GET, I’M GONNA ADD ANOTHER ONE
- IDK HOW MANY, SHIRTS ARE CHEAP AS SHIT AND I’M UP TO MY EARS IN FABRIC PAINT
GREAT, BUT WHAT’S THE CATCH?
A’IGHT, HERE ARE SOME MOTHERFUCKING RULES
- ONE LIKE, ONE REBLOG, THAT’S IT
- SHIT’S ONLY GONNA SHOW UP ONCE WHEN I LOOK AT THE NOTES SO SPAMMING MY DASH IS JUST GONNA PISS ME OFF
- DO YOU REALLY WANT TO PISS OFF YOUR BELEVOLENT GOD?
- THAT’S RIGHT I DIDN’T THINK SO
- YOU MUST BE FOLLOWING ME
- OTHERWISE HOW AM I GONNA SPREAD THE LOVE?
- FOLLOWING ME JUST INCREASES YOUR CHANCES
- DEADLINE IS AUGUST FIRST BECAUSE THAT’S WHEN I QUIT MY MOTHERFUCKING JOB, HOLLA
- IF I’M GONNA BE A COLLEGE STUDENT, I’M GONNA MAKE SURE I’M THE POOR BUT DESERVING KIND
- THAT’S IT Y’ALL, PEACE OUT
- MAN, BULLETS ARE COOL
- CREDIT TO CAIROVERCOAT FOR THE BG
filling out a job application
“are you available for a Skype interview?”
….
“no.”
somemenjustcantholdtheircatnip:
where is john egbert
Isn’t that Jake English
im pretty sure its gamzee makara
are you all blind
thats clearly a glass of milk
seriously wwhat the glub
HOW COULD YOU CONFUSE ROXY WITH A GLASS OF MILK
no that’s equius
seriously how can you not see that it’s damara megido
AND I’M JAVERT
Taylor Swift Caption Fail
I’ve watched this many times today.
So fun story with this DFTBA release from Rhett & Link.
They sent me the album art and song to submit to iTunes and AmazonMP3 last week. I emailed Link back and warned him that iTunes would probably reject it due to the copyrighted picture of Taylor Swift on the album cover. Link wrote back letting me know the picture was actually of their production assistant playing dress up and even though I had the hi-res image AND I’m a T. Swift fan, I was fooled.
Sure enough, iTunes rejected it the next day due to the cover art. So I had to submit proof the photo was of Rhett & Link’s production assistant and was, in fact, owned by R&L and DFTBA Records, and then had to have them expedite processing on the single to make sure it was live in time for today’s video.
And that’s how I spend my workdays. =)
Both video and story from Alan are awesome.
Animals Without Necks
OH MY GOSH! THESE ARE BEAUTIFUL!!
Okay. So.
The Ψiioniic. The Ψ is pronounced psi, as you already know, making it Psionic, reader of minds.
HOWEVER:
If we’re corresponding to traditional runes, Celtic, the Ψ symbol isn’t pronounced. psi.
It’s pronounced th.
Thionic.
Hussie, I love you.
HUSSIE
Haw
HUSSIE YOU CLEVER FUCKING BASTARD.
- Gifs for begginers
- Gif making
- Easy gif tutorial for Mac
- Blur effect
- Tweening frames
- Transition tutorial
- How to add transitions to gifs
- Reducing the amount of color on your gif
- How to make a 500px x 500px gif
- Two gifs on one canvas
- Multiple animations with continuous effect in one image
- How to put multiple gifs in one shape them
- Lyrics gif tutorial
- Gif inside gif
- Overlay gifs
- Another overlay gif
- Spinning effect
- Twirly effect
NEED.
I am doing some reasearch for an essay for english, and I would really apreciate if you could help me.
The opposite can be found here
Grades only reflect how well a student can answer questions in a given time frame on a single subject from memory, not the actual intelligence of the student.
im 10000% convinced this song will be in the last ever homestuck flash
no matter if it’s a happy ending or a sad ending we will all cry if that happens
NO
I WAS EXPECTING ALTERNIA I WAS FUCKING PREPPASRED AND THEJN NI WASN’T WNAYMORE I WA S NOT PREPARED I WASN’T PREPPATED
why must you hurt me in this way
‘-IT’S JUST AN OLD FRIEND’S BIRTHDAY.” -wallows in depression-
also, duct tape on your arms, a few layers, but not too tight. basically it’ll stop a zombie taking a chunk out of your arm if you’re reloading or your blade gets jammed in a zombie
wearing a wetsuit underneath your clothing would also be useful. remember; they were human once, humans have blunt teeth! you try biting through duct tape AND a wet suit
never duct tape joints, your movements will be limited, and you want to be fast and danger (gotta go fast)
don’t hole up in small houses either that’s a recipe for disaster, you want somewhere with a secure upstairs, and a way down from the upstairs that is zombie free or can easily be cleared of zombies (avoid fire exits with steps leading up to them though, unless they have gates at the bottom)
sound = attraction, so if you do have guns, use them only in emergencies or for the sake of popping one head you’ll be greeted with many many more
raid your local medical shops, and get there first, nobody is going to stop and share it out equally while they’re panicking. don’t hit out at somebody unless they hit out at you, though, you already have unintelligent corpses pitted against you, you don’t want sentient humans on your case as well (zombies don’t do the revenge thing, humans do!)
try not to piss people off, because as stated before, yes, humans like revenge
don’t try and be clever and use yourself as live bait; yes playing the hero is glorious in movies, but it doesn’t work so glamorously in real life
large numbers isn’t a good idea. you want small groups, even if you just branch out from being in a larger group, because if there’s a lot of you you are a bigger target, but don’t then go off and decide to be in groups that are too small in case you get surrounded (in which case, the duct tape and wet suits will come in handy)
food shouldn’t be that hard to come by, most people would have attempted to flee the area straight from their houses and packed what they had, raiding local shops could still be worth it. but remember, know your way in, your way out, and double check there’s nothing in the shop ready to sneak up behind you while you’re reaching up for that tin of beans
half balaclava masks or something similar to cover your lower face while fighting zombies could also be useful, you don;t want to accidentally ingest flying zombie fluids and end up one of them, that’d be a nasty surprise for your group to wake up to (since going solo possibly isn’t a good idea)
and always, ALWAYS, have a way to start a fire on you
zombies burn
Kay so I cheated and didn’t read all of it before reblogging
Anyways, directed at the last bit, having a way to start a fire is good, but DON’T use it as a weapon against zombies.
Sure, flesh burns and it’s like a walking cremation, but because they feel no pain a zombie’s still gonna try and attack you, engulfed in flames or not. And if you attempt to set a whole group of zombies aflame trying to escape, it could end badly, especially if you’re in a once-crowded city/suburban area. It’s not in your best interests to burn down a place of potential refuge.
Burn the zombies after beheading them, but remain cautious. You can use the smoke as a signal flame, but it will attract all kinds of attention, good and bad. Don’t discount the intelligence of a hungry zombie.
cambridge university students were asked on campus why they needed feminism. here are 60 answers. click the link for over about 600 more.
This is amazing
